Uh, wouldn’t that be “Hundreds of ex-swampers”, all with their palm up as they made their “endorsement”?
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Since this is such a long article, I consider my duty to give two responses, both equally valid. This notice is so that you don’t think I’m suffering from Biden Syndrome (the acronym of which, I used to think frequently when reading the argbot’s posts.
Argyll speaks for the world. Now you’re getting it. Just keep repeating
“I’m good enough”
“I’m smart enough”
“and Doggone it,”
“people like me”
This will be an especially important mantra for you and many others for the next 8 years. I suspect their will be a huge market for healers, but not the blue kind, (sorry for the “obscure to scrpta” canine reference) and other people who deal with mental troubles. No, I’m not saying, out loud, that this applies to you.
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Most of the world has been jealous of the U.S.A. for as long as I can remember. FYI, that’s significantly longer than Comrade Joe’s memory goes. Living outside of this country for two decades taught me that. And not all were axis of evil countries. Most were our allies.
This isn’t a complaint about the jealousy, as it is very understandable. However, it gives a little background as to possible motivation, and the norms for these types of articles.
There were hundreds of them, daily, before the bots and payoffs started. Those type stories helped to focus frustration at someone other than the local government, hospital system, postal system, etc. Additionally, when the only “American news” they see is BM (Big Media, or something equivalent), what else are they to conclude?
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Just thought of a third response that is also on point, if I must say so. 
Yes, they are baffled. The most recent bafflement?
How can this man, President Donald John Trump, bring peace to the Middle East in 3 years, when many countries and every other president (except former President Obama) has been trying to do it for 50 years? Of course they are baffled.
Oh wait, they’re only listening to Democrat controlled BM, so they don’t know about it, or they only know that it’s a bad thing.
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And we won’t. (cue Twisted Sister) We will sit. Are you now against peaceful protest? What if the President puts on some makeup and changes his slogan to BTM? 
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I prefer to ask before accusing, but in this case, your message is pretty clear.
You are saying that you want foreign students to take the seats of poor black students? BSM!!! Baby! Do you want Portland to keep burning? Keep this up and President Trump can quit campaigning and coast, even though that is not in his nature
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How dare you take acronym of the cause of the day in vain. Have you no shame? 
On the serious side, didn’t our former fearless leader and basketball player
make hundreds of recess appointments of natural born lunatics who could never get confirmed?