Briefly, I do not qualify for stimulus money. Period.
Trump’s six hundred bucks? I got zilch, zero, nada. Trump shut me down and shut me out.
So I was shocked just now, logging into my Alliant account, to discover that our beloved President and esteemed leader, Joseph R. Biden, Jr., truly a man of all the people, will be sending me $1400 next Wednesday.
Thank you, President Biden!!
Deserve according to the rules: $0
Biden regardless sending: $1400
How can anyone not love our great leader to tears?
Maybe I am counting my chickens early. Maybe the money Alliant is telling me will be mine on Wednesday will somehow be cancelled between now and then. Maybe Biden will discover his error. Anything is possible.
But don’t give up hope of receiving undeserved stimulus money. It could happen for you as I hope it will for me. President Biden’s largesse apparently knows no bounds!